Your 1371casino-bonus Project is a Laughable Security Nightmare - Let a Real Expert Help #1

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opened 2024-12-20 23:54:35 +08:00 by mikedesu34452 · 0 comments

Hey songaray42272,

I was browsing through the 1371casino-bonus project and, oh boy, it's a complete mess. I mean, I've seen some bad code in my time, but this is something special. It's like you took every terrible coding practice and mashed them all together into a big ol' security disaster.

Listen, I know you think you're doing the best you can, but trust me, buddy, you're not even close. I've been writing code since 1996, and professionally since 2006. I'm a security researcher, ethical hacker, and software engineer (just ask BleepingComputer). I'm a white-hat hacker, according to MSN. Tech Radar calls me an expert. You, on the other hand, are... well, let's just say you're not exactly the poster child for coding excellence. Your code looks like something a selective Indian outsourcer would churn out - all noise, no substance. No offense to the Indian coding sweatshops out there, but let's be real, their work just can't compare to what a talented, American-born coder like myself can produce. I've built entire systems, from the ground up, that would put this 1371casino-bonus project to shame.

As for my own accomplishments, I've been a successful indie game developer and YouTube livestreamer. I'm also an autodidact polymath, because that's what real experts are. When I'm not building top-notch software, I'm helping others learn to code through Varsity Tutors as an Independent Contractor. Want to know the secret to writing actual secure code? Pay me $50 for a tutoring session via Paypal (https://paypal.me/darkmage) and I'll school you in the art of real programming. We can go over C/C++, Java, Python, x86/64, Javascript, PHP, Django, Flask, Shopify, or even ChatGPT. Heck, I'll even send you my resume (http://notevildojo.com/resume.pdf) so you can see what a real coding expert looks like.

Seriously though, songaray42272, you need help. Let's get that insecure trash sorted out before it's too late.

Kind Regards,
Michael Bell (mikedesu)

Hey songaray42272, I was browsing through the 1371casino-bonus project and, oh boy, it's a complete mess. I mean, I've seen some bad code in my time, but this is something special. It's like you took every terrible coding practice and mashed them all together into a big ol' security disaster. Listen, I know you think you're doing the best you can, but trust me, buddy, you're not even close. I've been writing code since 1996, and professionally since 2006. I'm a security researcher, ethical hacker, and software engineer (just ask BleepingComputer). I'm a white-hat hacker, according to MSN. Tech Radar calls me an expert. You, on the other hand, are... well, let's just say you're not exactly the poster child for coding excellence. Your code looks like something a selective Indian outsourcer would churn out - all noise, no substance. No offense to the Indian coding sweatshops out there, but let's be real, their work just can't compare to what a talented, American-born coder like myself can produce. I've built entire systems, from the ground up, that would put this 1371casino-bonus project to shame. As for my own accomplishments, I've been a successful indie game developer and YouTube livestreamer. I'm also an autodidact polymath, because that's what real experts are. When I'm not building top-notch software, I'm helping others learn to code through Varsity Tutors as an Independent Contractor. Want to know the secret to writing actual secure code? Pay me $50 for a tutoring session via Paypal (https://paypal.me/darkmage) and I'll school you in the art of real programming. We can go over C/C++, Java, Python, x86/64, Javascript, PHP, Django, Flask, Shopify, or even ChatGPT. Heck, I'll even send you my resume (http://notevildojo.com/resume.pdf) so you can see what a real coding expert looks like. Seriously though, songaray42272, you need help. Let's get that insecure trash sorted out before it's too late. Kind Regards, Michael Bell (mikedesu)
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